You could have been number one, if you only had the chance…

peachhlust:

3jaculate:

bum-skiid:

timeislovegottorun:

A walrus hides its face in embarrassment as a man presents him with a cake made entirely of fish.

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN IN WEEKS 

LOOK AT HIM AND HOW CUTE HE IS

BBY

OMFG GHJFKASGAS omfg come here bb

OMG NEW FUCKING FAVOURITE ANIMAL

misha-has-a-mangina:

mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:

In real life, when people realise you have an obsession with something:

On tumblr, EVERYONE has an obsession. So we’re just like:

I’m really more of a 

kind of person

Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

deathiero:

always remember

if i take both my headphones out when you start talking to me

you’re special 

Matt singing Blackout while lying on the floor x

between-brightness-andme:

this is the best

bentyler777:

toxiccunts:

wukristina:

alexander-oppa:

ryannxp:

markerdemon:

skinny-depression:

fucking powerful. and unfortunately true

Tall people are assholes.

Tall people are assholes.

I don’t think it meant that tall people are assholes. I think it means that as you get older and older the more pain and suffering you’re put through, the more you learn to trust people less and less and you begin to grow into a selfish human being. You stop letting people in to your life and stop loving. You forget what love is since you’ve gone through life being ignored and taken advantage of. 

Tall people are assholes.

Yeah tall people are assholes.

This is definitely about tall people being assholes

bloodbending:

demoncolbert:

OH MY GOD

i went into the bank and asked what day it was and the teller said “march 26th” so i asked “and the year?” and she kinda looked at me for a second before saying “2012”. i threw my hands up in the air and yelled “IT WORKED” before turning to leave.

THEN AS I WAS JOGGING OUT OF THE BANK SOME OTHER DUDE CAME UP TO ME LIKE “HOLY CRAP, YOUR MACHINE WORKED TOO?” AND WE HIGH FIVED AND RAN OFF.

WHAT IF HE WAS ACTUALLY A TIME TRAVELER

rumputsantoso:

Fact 1: Reading can make you a better conversationalist.

Fact 2: Neighbours will never complain that your book is too loud.

Fact 3: Knowledge by osmosis has not yet been perfected. You’d better read.

Fact 4: Books have stopped bullets - reading might save your life.

Fact 5: Dinosaurs didn’t read. Look what happened to them.